Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Undeniable Truths of Life

Former Ford Retort Official Blog Observer Joe Nathan Snerdley and his wife joined Jamie and myself for dinner at our home yesterday evening. Emerging from the meal and concomitant conversation is a set of statements that I have decided is worth recording. Faithful Ford Retort readers, I present to you the Joe Nathan Snerdley Undeniable Truths of Life:

1. Everybody thinks their public high school is the best high school in the state.
2. Every male thinks they got a great deal on his wife's engagement ring.

While we now only have two established undeniable truths, I'm looking forward to many more. I'll make sure the interns keep this list up to date.

1 comment:

Sarah Denley said...

#1 is definitely true; people who went to public high school do all think that they went to the best high school in the state....peyton acts absurdly about it all time. However, among people who went to private high schools EVERYONE *knows* Jackson Prep is the best in the state.