Friday, August 22, 2008

Obama's Veep


I just received the official Obama campaign text message that alerts me, an influential member of the underground media, who Barack's veep choice is. Drum roll, please...it's Pat Sajak. The super duper secret text also includes the following:

Sajak, who is a loved and adored...really deified...by most old people in America, is hungry for change!

Actually, it's probably not Pat. Mr. Sajak is not only the host of Wheel of Fortune; he's also a staunch conservative. Conservative bona fides include: major donor to Reagan Presidential Library, member of Board of Trustees of Hillsdale College (a bastion of conservative thought), and contributor to Human Events (ultra right wing publication).

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